tornado of arms... and teeth... and fingernails

"you might want to put on a sweater, al roker. because things are about to get very very stormy."
al roker does not seem concerned.
but you do in fact become a storm. a hurricane of fury. and you realize that all those years of pretending to do taebo are paying off and if billy blanks were to see you, he'd probably be very proud.
the only problem is that in your eagerness to do billy proud you kind of... accidentally... kill al roker.
you don't mean to do it, but there you go. and you realize that the next decision you make had better be the right one.

so you...


RUN AWAY. FAR, FAR AWAY
CALL THE COPS
GO BACK INSIDE AND ACT LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED