act casual
you run back inside the factory, unsure of what to do. you're not three steps inside when you run into your boss.
"what are you doing here?" he asks.
you try and play it cool, "oh nothing. just, you know, hard at work."
that immediately tips him off.
"fine!" you shout, "i heard your evil plan and i killed al roker! and i'm probably going to go call the cops now! and i think i'm in way! over my head!"
your boss shifts uncomfortably, and you realize that maybe you have some leverage in this situation.
"that's right!" you say, "i'm sure the cops would love to talk to me right now. what do you think?"
your boss thinks calling the cops would be a very bad idea. he thinks a better idea would be for you to go back to your computer, accept a big suitcase full of hush money, and pretend like nothing ever happened.
and you agree. that is a better idea.
THE END
"what are you doing here?" he asks.
you try and play it cool, "oh nothing. just, you know, hard at work."
that immediately tips him off.
"fine!" you shout, "i heard your evil plan and i killed al roker! and i'm probably going to go call the cops now! and i think i'm in way! over my head!"
your boss shifts uncomfortably, and you realize that maybe you have some leverage in this situation.
"that's right!" you say, "i'm sure the cops would love to talk to me right now. what do you think?"
your boss thinks calling the cops would be a very bad idea. he thinks a better idea would be for you to go back to your computer, accept a big suitcase full of hush money, and pretend like nothing ever happened.
and you agree. that is a better idea.
THE END
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