you snooze you lose? more like, you snooze you... um... win.

what is with your alarm constantly going off?
if you wanted to get up, you would. but you're tired.
so you turn off your alarm and sleep for a good, long time.
it's all for the best.
and so what? maybe you do wake up reeeeally late. what of it? you definitely feel great. and you don't look too shabby either.

the point is, there's some serious tardiness going on and there's only one thing to do about it...

CALL IN SICK TO WORK
GET TO WORK AS FAST AS YOU CAN