you sit on a throne of lies
you have so much time before you need to be at work so you decide to get some breakfast.
because it's the most important meal of the day.
you walk into the chevron and get your diet coke. because nothing says "look out day, here i come" like 32 ounces of caffeinated joy. as you wait in line to pay for your diet coke, it occurs to you that the people in front of you are taking forever. plus, they're really loud and demanding. and then you look around and notice that everyone's laying on the floor. but they're not sleeping, they're, like, wimpering and stuff. so then you understand that the people in front of you are robbing the chevron.
and then you realize how awkward this whole situation is because you've been standing in line, but it probably looks like you're one of them to all the wimpering people on the floor. and it looks like it's getaway time.
you...
WAIT IT OUT
JOIN THEM
STOP THEM
because it's the most important meal of the day.
you walk into the chevron and get your diet coke. because nothing says "look out day, here i come" like 32 ounces of caffeinated joy. as you wait in line to pay for your diet coke, it occurs to you that the people in front of you are taking forever. plus, they're really loud and demanding. and then you look around and notice that everyone's laying on the floor. but they're not sleeping, they're, like, wimpering and stuff. so then you understand that the people in front of you are robbing the chevron.
and then you realize how awkward this whole situation is because you've been standing in line, but it probably looks like you're one of them to all the wimpering people on the floor. and it looks like it's getaway time.
you...
WAIT IT OUT
JOIN THEM
STOP THEM
posted by kat at 00:00
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