whoa! burn.

man, that's harsh!
they were nothing but nice to you! they accepted you, supported your hair brained scheme, and then without hesitation you sell them out!
your crime squad!
and sure, you don't have to go to prison. but your quest for freedom has turned you into someone i don't like very much.
traitor.
you go to the witness protection program which is pretty nice. you're amish now, so you don't get to listen to music, or dance, or sleep in but you do learn how to quilt.
and there was a barn raising the other day which was almost fun.
and one day when you're hiding in your closet, watching your contraband tv you see a made for tv movie on lifetime about, well, you.

not bad.

THE END