welcome to the jungle

you follow the group into the jungle, getting closer to them gradually so they don't realize you haven't been there the entire time. unfortunately your boss isn't one of the group.
ah well, what can you do?
you strike up a conversation with the person next to you but immediately regret it because he's some crazy mathmatician guy with a bunch of theories and opinions and original thoughts and if there's one thing you can't stand, it's a person who's passionate about what they do.
all of a sudden you hear a loud roar and a crashing noise. the trees around you fall as a HUGE dinosaur comes towards you.
one man shouts, "hold still! it's vision is based on movement!"
you stand as still as you can but it seems like a pretty stupid and suicidal plan so you push one of the annoyingly resilient kids towards the t-rex and while it's busy eating the kid you run.
back through the jungle.
back to the plane.
and back to the baggage compartment.
you crouch there for about five minutes before you realize... you're not alone.
at first you're worried a dinosaur has gotten inside, but it turns out the mathmatician ran back to the plane as well. he starts rambling about "chaos theory" and "the laws of nature" and it's just so annoying! which is why you throw a suitcase at him and run back into the jungle.
where you live very happily.
for about 2 minutes.

until a velociraptor eats you.

THE END