we can't all have backbones

immediately your reflexes take effect. you throw your spoon at it and start running as fast as you can.
like a pansy.
unfortunately, in your blind panic you forget that chocolate factories usually have slippery kitchen floors because stuff like vegetable oil sometimes gets spilled on the floor. you slip, fall, and stare at the ceiling in stunned silence.
the oompa loompa runs over to you, stares at you for a second...

and eats you.

THE END