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it's time to focus, to set your sights on what's really important.
you put your heads together and figure out the perfect scheme wherein you will break into cia headquarters and steal their list of the identities of ever secret agent in existence. you will then sell the list to vanessa redgrave for no less than 10 million dollars.
it's pretty complicated, what with the heat sensors and sensitivity to sound and such, but you pull it off. plus, you get to wear a disguise (and you love a good disguise) and use cool phrases like "the mount everest of hacks" and "zero body count" and "decibal". oh! and there's a moment when the shadey french guy almost drops you on the pressure sensitive floor but you keep it together.
you get the disk, arrive at the rendezvous point and get the money.
it's amazing.
you're amazing.
i don't know how you do it. that part where you dangle from the rope just inches above the ground... you must work out... and when that bead of sweat drops across your glasses and drops off and then you somehow catch it in your hand... are you double jointed? you must be.
anyways, you totally deserve the entire 10 million dollars.
that said, you...
TAKE ALL THE MONEY AND RUN
DIVIDE THE MONEY UP EQUALLY
you put your heads together and figure out the perfect scheme wherein you will break into cia headquarters and steal their list of the identities of ever secret agent in existence. you will then sell the list to vanessa redgrave for no less than 10 million dollars.
it's pretty complicated, what with the heat sensors and sensitivity to sound and such, but you pull it off. plus, you get to wear a disguise (and you love a good disguise) and use cool phrases like "the mount everest of hacks" and "zero body count" and "decibal". oh! and there's a moment when the shadey french guy almost drops you on the pressure sensitive floor but you keep it together.
you get the disk, arrive at the rendezvous point and get the money.
it's amazing.
you're amazing.
i don't know how you do it. that part where you dangle from the rope just inches above the ground... you must work out... and when that bead of sweat drops across your glasses and drops off and then you somehow catch it in your hand... are you double jointed? you must be.
anyways, you totally deserve the entire 10 million dollars.
that said, you...
TAKE ALL THE MONEY AND RUN
DIVIDE THE MONEY UP EQUALLY
posted by kat at 00:00
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