Wednesday, January 18, 2006

the thing that wouldn't stop talking

blah blah blah... he's like a howler monkey.
you do the only sensible thing. you lean over, open his car door, and kick him really hard.
i'm sure he was fine. for the sake of this storyline not getting too violent, let's say that being kicked out of a freeway speed car had no adverse effects on him. maybe he landed in a pile of leaves or something.
everyone in the car stares at you so you say, "ya... he was really loud."
everyone kind of nods.
the original plan was to rob the chevron in the next town and so on and so on, but everyone agrees that that doesn't show very much vision or motivation. you brainstorm a few ideas, and in the end you get to pick the next target of your crime spree.

you choose to break into...

NOT 1 BUT 3 CASINOS
CIA HEADQUARTERS