Wednesday, January 18, 2006

that's all we're saying

you just want him to stop with the yelling and the weirdness, so you do the unthinkable...
... you hand him your diet coke.
and it seems to appease him.
in any case, you're now part of the team. wait. should you be calling it a team? are groups of gas station robbers called teams? hu. a pack? like a pack of robbers. or maybe you should start calling yourselves an injustice league.
nobody else has any input to give on this point. they're mostly preoccupied with the next chevron they're going to knock over on they're somewhat unvisionary crime spree.
the good news is that as the newest part of the team (maybe you should call it a gang. that seems more appropriate. although a little too early 90's east/west coast rapper warrish.) you get to choose what your role is.

you choose to be the...

UNDERCOVER/INSIDE PERSON
WHEELS
MUSCLE