table nine

mmm... the sausage mcmuffin.
without the invention of the sausage mcmuffin, you might have been a hyper punctual person.
with normal cholesterol levels.

and how much fun would that be?
seriously.
people like people who make them feel better about themselves.
and you are that person to so many people.

after the sausage mcmuffin you...

ORDER ANOTHER
FINALLY GO TO WORK