suck up

you say, "i'm the truck driver. i was just making sure everything was secure."
"oh", he says, "okay... let's get going then."
you climb into the truck and more or less make a fool of yourself trying to drive a big rig.
really. what exactly were you thinking? you can barely drive your little two door, automatic transmission, pontiac sunfire. but for some reason you thought you'd be able to just know how to drive a semi?
you are really not smart.
i'm just saying.
now, you know that al roker is the merciless embodiment of pure evil. but you're still hoping you can get him to trust you.
unfortunately, you didn't know that al roker has no patience for rambling, which is a real shame because you ramble when you get nervous, and the longer you go on, the more his eyes narrow. until finally he's had enough.

and he shoots you.

THE END