so much time and so little to do

you wander around town looking for a store that sells old almanacs and dust busters and stuff like that but you can't really find one and then you kind of get distracted when you walk by this restaurant where the menu consists of entire meals in a pill. it reminds you of "charlie and the chocolate factory" where that one chick chews on the piece of gum and then turns into a blueberry and man, gene wilder was weird in that movie but he was completely hilarious in "the producers" and "young frankenstein".
anyways, why would people want only a pill for dinner? maybe it's faster. or maybe there are less calories. but, i mean, come on people! where do we draw the line? do we really want to prove all those soapboxy people right who are always warning us that cell phones and the south beach diet are ruining society?
gosh.
you get in your time machine and go back to 2006 and it isn't until about 3 am that you wake up and realize that you forgot to buy an almanac.
eh, well.

who needs money anyways?

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