my density has popped me to you

you decide to see what you made of yourself. it takes you awhile to find yourself. mostly because you waste a few hours pretending to be passed out in an alley so that some cops will come and i.d. you and take you home.
really, who are we kidding? it was a stupid plan.
then you call crispin glover, because maybe he'll know. but he doesn't want anything to do with you or you quasi rip off of the movie he decided he was too good to be in the sequals of, leaving marty to play his own cowboy ancestor married to HIS MOTHER.
it probably doesn't help that the whole time you kept on insisting, "but it's your density, crispin. your density!!"
finally, you take a much more logical route and look up your parents in the phone book. then you call them and say that hi, you hit your head earlier and what's your address and phone number? and no, you're fine, you're sure the amnesia is just temporary and no, really you don't need to go to the hospital but would they mind telling you what you've been up to the last 20 years?
turns out you're married with 3 kids and you live nearby.
good to know.
you...

GO BACK TO 2006
GO VISIT YOURSELF