it's not a tumor!

um... isn't it obvious that you'd be "the muscle"?
you can't even believe that people had to ask. just look at you!
...hu.
well, ok. you're thin, but you're wirey!
the next job goes off without a hitch. you even get to punch someone. because you're the muscle and that's what "the muscle" does. they punch people and do cool slow motion stunts and throw grenades!
and sure, you only got to do the first thing and you're pretty sure you broke something in your hand, but you have to start somewhere, right?
as you drive away, you're praised for the good job you did. everyone says that "muscle" should be your permanent job and they even all agree to refer to you as "the enforcer".

you can't wait for the day when you've worked your way up to grenades.

THE END