Wednesday, January 18, 2006

is this some kind of evil plot to teach me a lesson?

you crawl over to the office and press your ear against the door. focusing as you've never focused before, you strain to make out the voices. you recognize one as your boss, but the other, although familiar, you can't place. you hear your boss say, "listen. is the shipment ready or not?"
the mystery person replies, "it's ready to go. we're just waiting on the truck driver."
"this shipment has to be perfect."
"don't worry boss. there aren't going to be any problems."
"oh, i'm not worried. because the boss will make any of tonight's problems, your problems."
"i globe wittle ship in my shelf"(although, it might have been "i'll go with the shipment myself". you can't be expected to pay attention all the time. besides, doors are hard to eavesdrop through.)
"make sure you do. i have the meeting to go to."

enough with the eavesdropping already! you...

CALL THE COPS
SNEAK ONTO THE TRUCK
FOLLOW YOUR BOSS