is this heaven? no, it's iowa

you refuse to run away just because there's the possibility that you might get eaten or abducted.
you walk into the field, prepared for the worst but then realize that you're in the middle of a baseball field. and there's a game going on right now. relieved, you sit down on the bleachers in between a guy who sounds just like darth vader and the guy who built the diamond in the first place because if he built it "they" would come. they both seem a bit crazy, but what can you do. there are free hotdogs, and no alien abductions so you just kind of watch the baseball game.

and by far your favorite player is ray liotta.

THE END