i'm an excellent driver

you've never really gambled before and as you look around the casino you more or less lose your nerve and head back outside.
as you reach the door, you look down and see a quarter. you and pick it up and, oh, why not, you put it in the slot machine.
the slot machine starts chiming and it lights up and you're worried that you broke it or did something wrong but it turns out you won the jack pot.
you won 114 million dollars.
what are the odds?

and sure, a huge chunk of that gets taken out for taxes but you're still left with a heck of a lot of money which you...

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