i once thought i had mono for an entire year. it turned out i was just really bored

hu.
that's boring.
you have super powers and you choose to go to work.
ok... i didn't really foresee having to actually make something up for this option.
um... ok... you drive to work because you have some sort of insane dedication to your job.
unfortunately, you get food poisoning from breakfast.
that's right. apparently your pancakes were chalk full of salmonella.
and unfortunately your intestinal tract is, like, your achilles heel.
and you die.
maybe, if you'd had some sort of physical activity, say... oh, i don't know... saving an entire city from the wrath of a super villain. or even trying to destroy a city as a super villain. maybe the adrenaline would've somehow saved your life.

but whatever.

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