hey! isn't that our fan?

you can't help yourself. you have to say hi to ricky schroeder, who really shouldn't be in a bar because you heard that he's been mormon for the last 3 years, but really who are you to judge?
anyways, you go up to him and ask for his autograph. he seems pretty skeptical of having a fan, which you understand but you seriously used to watch "silver spoons" all the time and loved when alfonso ribeiro would dance like michael jackson and also in the credits when the dad would, like, ride through the house on a little mini train or something and by the time you start singing the theme song ("here we are, face to face, a couple of silver spoons...") ricky schroeder not only gives you his autograph, but offers you a job as his personal assistant which you take on the spot.
it turns out pretty well, because even though he always makes you pay for all the ricky schroeder memorabelia you collect, he's pretty cool.
plus, he still hangs out with alfonso all the time who sometimes bursts into his michael jackson dancing and also sometimes does the carlton dance from "fresh prince of bel air".

which is equally funny.


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