have you ever heard of plato? aristotle? socrates?... morons

you stare at mark linn-baker in amazement as you feel your mind expand. e=mc^2... two trains leave delaware travelling at the same speed... vh1 isn't a factual source...
and then it hits you... all you're untouched potential. all the time you squandered by watching plothole filled made for tv movies, laughing at the jokes in readers digest, calculating the calories in a combo meal from taco bell... watching "touched by an angel". and your newly superior brain aches under the weight of all your unwritten symphonies, unpainted masterpieces, unread pretentious russian novels... and just when you think you can't take it anymore...

your head explodes.

THE END