government cheese

after you talk to the cops and the reporters, you sell all your belongings except your tv, quit your job and accept the fact that you lead a very simple, but kind of pathetic life. you have no more need for life's extravagances. you intend to focus on the things that make you happiest.
you start giving motivational speeches.
and at night you go to your new home down by the river. yep, you guessed it...

you live in a van.

THE END