glittering, glowing star in the cinema firmament

you crouch down so you won't be seen, and watch as the oompa loompa pulls a large crate away from the wall and disappears behind it. you run up to the crate and peer behind it to see a huge, gaping hole. well, huge to the oompa loompa. kind small to you. you crawl through the wall and gasp in amazement because you so didn't just crawl into willy wonka land. you crawled into a bar. a seedy bar. probably a very unsanitary one too. you scan the crowd for your little oompa loompa friend but give up because he's very very small and you're more preoccupied with not touching anything. because seriously, the whole place is probably covered in hepatitis.
you can't help but notice the handful of somewhat famous celebrities playing a game of poker in the corner.

you decide to approach...

RICKY SCHROEDER
ROB VAN WINKLE A.K.A. VANILLA ICE
WIL WHEATON