glass case of emotion

CONGRATULATIONS! you just had my day.
... okay. that was sarcasm.
and i was laying it on pretty thick.
you should call me, like, "sarcasma: queen of all that is dry and monotone."
i gave you complete control of my life. i gave you my agency. and you acted exactly how i acted.
you could've made me a mutant superhero.
you could've turned me to a life of crime.
there's even one where i fight al roker.
but instead, each of your choices were exactly what i did today.

slacker.

THE END