Wednesday, January 18, 2006

food won't fill that emotional void

you get another sausage and egg mcmuffin.
and another.
and another.
and then a big mac because they stop serving breakfast at 10:30.
and another.
and another.
you never leave. you become the crazy person who lives at mcdonalds and can't even be kicked out because you've gained to much weight and to get rid of you would involve permits and a CRANE.
silver lining? someone becomes really famous for making a documentary about you.

because you're just that fat and gross.

THE END