Wednesday, January 18, 2006

the files are inside the computer?

you decide to go undercover as a customer buying diet coke. because you were so good at it before.
you walk into the gas station five minutes before the rest of the group comes in. you get your diet coke and wait. sure enough, the rest of your mini crime ring come in and everything happens like it did before. except you notice the krispy kream donuts this time and figure that as long as you're a thief you should probably take a few donuts for the road because a life of crime builds up an appetite. you put your donuts in a box and go up to the counter to join the rest of team/group/pack/gang/league but they've already gone to the car.
"oh crap! hey guys, wait up!!" you run out to the parking lot just as they drive off.
unfortunately the police have just arrived and they mistake your donuts for some sort of explosive device...

and shoot you.

THE END