don't be ridi-cool-us

your natural curiosity wins out over any fear or revulsion you feel. you sneak towards the little oompa loompa, slowly and patiently. it turns around, sees you and starts to run but it's too late. you catch the little guy and laugh in delight at your new little pet. "this is better than a goldfish" you say, and start thinking up names. right when you're about to pronounce him mark linn-baker he looks up and says, "please let me go."
"what was that, mark linn-baker?" you ask.
he repeats, "please let me go."
you explain, "but i caught you. and now you're mine. and i'll take really good care of you."
"if you let me go, i'll grant you a wish."
"can you do that?"
"of course."
"mark linn-baker, you've got yourself a deal!"

without hesitation you wish for...

MONEY
GOOD LOOKS
BRAINS