the day is mine!
you run to your car, fasten your seatbelt and set your newly time-machined dashboard to january 18, 2026. and off you go! twenty years into the future.
it's great. you know, polluted.
and more expensive.
not as futuristic as you would've hoped.
no hover boards.
no total robot domination.
no soylent green.
but still, pretty cool.
you go see "james bond 47" (it's not completely horrible) and then wander around for a bit, not quite sure what to do until it suddenly comes to you. the reason you came to the future. the purpose of your trek across time, your gamble with fate, your tangle with the space/time continuum!!
you've got to...
LOOK YOURSELF UP
BUY AN ALMANAC
it's great. you know, polluted.
and more expensive.
not as futuristic as you would've hoped.
no hover boards.
no total robot domination.
no soylent green.
but still, pretty cool.
you go see "james bond 47" (it's not completely horrible) and then wander around for a bit, not quite sure what to do until it suddenly comes to you. the reason you came to the future. the purpose of your trek across time, your gamble with fate, your tangle with the space/time continuum!!
you've got to...
LOOK YOURSELF UP
BUY AN ALMANAC
posted by kat at 00:00
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