crazies crazies everywhere, and not a drop to drink

you drive to the police station quick as lightning and announce to them that there's an alien invasion happening in the field down by your house.
they smile very politely but seem very skeptical.
and then you kind of start to get upset when they make you talk to a psychiatrist.
and then they really freak out when you try and taser one of the lieutenants.

and basically, they have you commited.

THE END