but that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies

there's an order for truffles that needs to get sent out ASAP. and maybe being on your feet will wake you up.
you put on your hair net and plastic gloves and wander to the back of the factory where you start making truffles.
out of the corner of your eye you see a movement.
something is trying to sneak out of the room.
something very small, very fast, and very orange?
what the... it's an oompa loompa!

you...

RUN AWAY, SCREAMING. LIKE A LITTLE GIRL
CATCH IT
FOLLOW IT