back in the ussr

that's right, it's time to broaden your horizons.
you've heard rumors that a certain computer company is coming out with some new games in a few months. and you want to play those games. right now.
it takes some doing, some super ingenious hackin in fact, but you finally guess the right password and get into the system and your computer asks you, "do you want to play a game?"
after scanning the list you choose "global thermonuclear war". sounds fun, right?
and it is fun. full of excitement and adventure but it's not too long until you realize that it's not a game.
you've hacked into the government's central computer and you've started a war between the u.s. and russia.
awkward.
you consider trying to undo your mistake and coming clean to the government and stopping world war 3 by challenging the computer to a game of tic tac toe...
... but it's getting late.
so you play text twist a little more and then head home, thinking you should probably start learning russian.

because it'll probably come in handy soon.

конец