Wednesday, January 18, 2006

and don't get me started on airplane food

you follow your boss. you follow him all day.
you follow him around the factory.
you follow him to lunch.
you follow him to the bank.
you almost follow him into the men's room but then think better of it.

finally, after a hard day's stalking, you notice your boss sneaking out the door with a briefcase. you get in your car and follow him to the airport where he gets on a private jet (although there are a few other people getting on it too. so maybe it's a semi private jet). you sneak into the baggage compartment which, by the way is cold but not necessarily uncomfortable.
maybe even more comfortable than regular airplane seating because you have a ton of leg room.
seriously, why isn't there leg room on planes?
and then the person sitting in front of you always reclines their seat back completely and wedges you so you can't move...
you wake up when the plane lands and get out of the baggage area. you've landed on a tropical island. you don't really know your islands so you could be anywhere.
the people getting off the plane break off into two groups and you can't tell which group your boss is in. one group goes into the jungle and one heads towards a volcano.

you follow the group going...

INTO THE JUNGLE
TOWARDS THE VOLCANO