the 8th dwarf was named "greedy"

you were the mastermind behind a brilliantly elaborate scheme! you deserve this money.
and getting away from the rest of the group is a walk in the park.
you run off to europe. italy to be exact. it's beautiful and serene and you've never been happier.
eventually you join som thieves who are obsessed with gold bricks and mini coopers.

but that's another "choose your own katventure" blog for another time.

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